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The Boogie Wiggle Slide

from Not a Comedy Band by Featuring Humans

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Oh shit waddup it's DJ Darren, we're gonna do the Boogie Wiggle Slide, aka the Exhibit Personal Freedom, aka the Animal Farm, aka the Foghorn Leghorn, aka the Total Fascist Takeover- why don't you forget that last one.

Now it's rhyme time in the Limelight, and we're gonna fly sky high, electrify the bad guy, say bye bye to your neighborhood spy, and- hey, what's the next one on rhymezone?
(OCTOPI!)
OCTOPI? What am I supposed to do with octopi? And it's octopussies, you dipshit! Don't you know any grammar?
(WE CAN’T READ!)
Shut up now, Daddy’s talking.


Hands in the air
Keep them high
Booty to the left
Booty to the right

Clap your hands
Stomp your feet
Take a deep breath
And SCREAM!

Make a friend
Say hello
Ask their favorite color
Back away slowly!

Awkwardly now!
Awkwardly now!
Awkwardly now!
Awkwardly now!

Everybody now-
It's time to get down-
Everybody do-
EXHIBIT PERSONAL FREEDOM

[This is your floor
This is your time
It's the Boogie Wiggle Slide]

Hands in your pants
Do the chicken dance
Flap to the left
Flap to the right

Stomp your hands
Clap your feet
Go to the butcher
And beat your meat

Gather the cows!
Gather the pigs!
Gather the scapegoats!
Take it back now y'all

Charlie Brown
Woodstock
Roadrunner
Chicken, y'know, from the Cartoon Network show Cow and Chicken-

Everybody now-
It's time to get down-
Everybody do-
FOGHORN LEGHORN!

[This is your floor
This is your time
It's the Boogie Wiggle Slide]

You been doin' you
Now it's time to do me
Take the extra step
Take it towards me

Do the Re-Education!
Forget what you know!
Do the learn the truth!
Together I'll grow !

Don the uniform!
March to attack!
Shun the resistance!
You bird brained quacks!

AND SCREAM!
AND SCREAM!
AND SCREAM!
AND SCREAM!
No one can hear you!
You sacrificed your personal freedoms for convenience, but now it's too late! The world's mine!

FREEZE
IT’S THE TOTAL FASCIST TAKEOVER!

[This is his floor
This is his time
It's the Boogie Wiggle Slide]

Listen to me, your god-king!

[This is his war
This is his reich
It’s the Boogie Wiggle Slide]

You just make this too dang easy!

[You cannot run
You cannot hide
It’s the Boogie Wiggle Slide
He is the sun
He cannot die
It’s the Boogie Wiggle Slide]

This is your fault!

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from Not a Comedy Band, released December 30, 2021

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